DUNE

This narrated film, from the 1970's when Hand-in-Hand and Jack Deveau were making the best in gay porn, stars Paul Hazzard (body-sculpted Malo) as a teacher from Manhattan who tries to escape a lifestyle of "too much sex" by foolishly renting a house on Fire Island for a month. Shot on location, the humor, plot and feasible dialogue that are trademarks of Deveau never seem to come completely together, making this a silly, pleasant film that has some very good moments.
Malo is a wonderfully handsome leading man with a beautiful physique and oodles of charm. Adonis-type bodies, hard and large dicks, and unusually good acting and dialogue make this a good Hand-in-Hand release. Shot-on-film and transferred to video. Screenplay by Moose 100 and starring Garry Hunt, Paolo Gorsky, Hugh Allen, and Pepe Brazil. 1978, 72 min. NO Condoms.

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Classic Camp, Classic Porn: Jack Deveau's "Drive"

Drive, director Jack Deveau’s second feature for Hand In Hand Films, is at once a madcap homage to sci-fi B movies of the 1950s, a vehicle for presenting hardcore sex in novel ways, and a strong statement about repression in the age of sexual liberation. With its colorful graphics, special effects, and a cast of over 50 actors, Drive was the largest-scale gay porn production of its time.

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Gettin' Down (Bijou Films)

this mid-1970's gem tells the story of a country boy's encounters in the big, bad city and him, subsequently, finding true love. Our young curly-haired hero treks outdoors, the incredible vistas of big mountain ranges and fertile valleys providing a backdrop to his solo play, as he proceeds to furiously stroke his big throbber, causing his mushroom head to explode in relief. Looking for some man-to-man action in the big city, his truck inconveniently breaks down, forcing him to spend several days in the wicked inner city.

Paralleling his quest for fulfillment is the story of a sexy, macho, mustached stud who's experiencing a break-up with his lover of five years. His former beau packs his belongings to the soulful, soaring vocals of Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive as he clears the bathroom of lube and Vaseline, and the freezer of LockerRoom amyl nitrate! The director (Lancer Brooks, a.k.a. Tom DeSimone) uses minimum dialogue and visuals to achieve the greatest and most profound sense of loss here: the stud's twitching hands, his fighting back the urge to wave his ex back as he drives off (which is poignant and moving), as well as sheer brilliance.

Unwilling to sulk and suffer, he tries to throw himself back into the dating game by calling a humpy escort. His nervousness is palpable as they both delay the reason for the visit, until the wine, cigarettes and marijuana have their desired effects, and the two men finally kiss. Tender and passionate, these are two gay guys who obviously like sex with other men, and especially one another. The inhaling of poppers takes on the aura of religious ritual as they share the bottle and mutual massages, their sensual communion set to one of the finest soundtracks this reviewer's ever heard. In one of those all night fuck sessions, they trade blow jobs and butt banging with open, warm gusto. Both are handsome, muscular, and thick dicked; their sex play is beautifully captured and a turn-on to view. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and, with a disconcerting and jarring note, the mercenary nature of their relationship is introduced; we are startled by its abruptness and disappointed in its inevitableness.

Meanwhile, our country boy gets picked up by a young, compact man driving a Benz and is squired back to a mansion. Again, the tension, awkwardness and vulnerability of pick-ups is showcased as they, too, use wine, pregnant pauses, and even backgammon, to delay their real purpose. Summoning courage, the host breaks the ice and kisses our hero, who responds warmly and with eagerness. These sexy men 69, and our country lad bangs the stud's behind soundly before they both cum in a satisfying sprayfest. After deep tongue-kissing, our hero is surprised with payment of two hundred dollars and his partner rushing him out of the house. Again, the jarring note of a money-tinged relationship sours the preceding enjoyment, and leaves our hero saddened and disappointed.

Wandering aimlessly, he is picked up by two pot-smoking hippies in a van. To a fabulous disco soundtrack, they cavort raunchily and unabashedly, forming a three-way suck chain. The country lad fucks the bearded, older stud and after much cum guzzling, they put their clothes back on and kid the country boy out of the van, stealing his wallet in the process. Discouraged and dejected, he wanders on a beach, fruitlessly seeking the meaning of all his encounters and big city adventures. Naturally, our mustached stud is walking this same beach with the same philosophical questions plaguing him. They come upon one another and instantly click, going to the older stud's home for affirming love-making, but not without the preliminary awkward tension that seems to precede all of the scorching sex in this film. Both men fully engage in raw, uninhibited screwing before shooting tremendous, tension-releasing loads. Too shy and jaded to make demands of one another, they part with vague promises to keep in touch.

Back on the farm, the country lad is remorseful of his time in the city and the false sense of fun, excitement and love it promised. Walking slowly and carefully towards him is the mustached man of his dreams, come to join him in a fairy-tale ending of love at last. A fantastic story, exquisite acting and good production values make for a video worth collecting and viewing several times. A BIJOU VIDEO exclusive. No Condoms.

Century Mining

Those were the days, “when men were men”, ol’ Archie used to croak, and would you believe that his observation is the first thing that came to mind when watching the legendary Al Parker’s amazing Century Mining? The men who populate the films are absolutely beyond belief. Each one is like a different example of male beauty, from a beefy Italian Stallion and a strawberry blonde with a swimmer’s build to a hairy, mustachioed hunk with an unparalleled endowment.

The set, an underground mine, is surprisingly convincing, the music is a great homage to the funky bass lines from the Seventies, and the sex—oh lawd, the sex could only be better if you were having it instead of watching.


The film begins with a shot of manly man Eric Ryan in bed. His fellow mine worker, a ravishing Pierce Daniels, enters and scolds Ryan, “you’re gonna be late!” Ryan has other things on his mind, mainly the throbbing boner beneath the sheets. He attempts to lure Daniels into bed, but is denied—Daniels wants to keep his job and pre-shift sex will surely get them fired!

Down in the mine, a topless hunk jackhammers the stone walls while others busy themselves with heavy lifting. Two slim, light-haired cuties (one a true strawberry blonde), Pat Allen and David Hughes, take a break from cracking rocks to suck each other’s dicks. Both boys have really large erections; one has a ton of thick pubic hair and some juicy foreskin, which his friend cannot stop licking, gnawing and tonguing.

This scene is a frenzy of foreskin and cock worship and Parker misses no opportunity to focus in on the bonerfying details. After watching these two suck dick, with all the foreskin play, you’ll know why Parker had foreskin replacement surgery in real life; no one shoots the hoods like Al Parker!

Allen and Hughes get down to the old in and out, complete with swinging balls and hairy taints (come on, when was the last time a man in a porno had hair there?). The support beams above them come loose as they hump and the mine collapses a second after they shoot their sticky shots. All the miners are trapped, frightened for their lives and hungry, but they occupy their time with festivities of the flesh.

One very hung black gentleman, Ray Williams, makes impish Case Harden an irresistible deal: suck on his cock and he’ll share his peanut butter sandwich. Harden takes that criminally large beast into his mouth and then offers his tight white ass, which Williams practically splits in half.

Pierce Daniels spends what might be the last few hours of his life stroking his snake and twisting his low hangers around his shaft while fantasizing about some hot fuck-piggery he’d engaged in with Eric Ryan. We are, of course, treated every delicious detail—from the face fucking to the hardcore knees-to-shoulder ass riding.

Finally, four other workers decide to waste the last of their oxygen on an orgy filled with engorged cocks, spread holes, and titty kissing! The scene is so out of control that you want to spray your spunk, stop the tape, and return later when you’re ready to spurt some more.

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